Popcorn

First of all....It's a myth that we use LAST NIGHTS popcorn for the current day.  It doesn't happen.  But -- of course, you get a few people who just don't believe you.

This lady comes up to the counter, telling me that her popcorn is not fresh.  Yeah...Well....

We pop FRESH God damned popcorn all day long.  She wasn't having ANY of my calm explanation...I was nice...and told her she was eating FRESH popcorn.

So I go to the popper - to get her the "fresher" popcorn....

If you haven't noticed...I HATE being disrespected.  The way I am spoken to sometimes...Oh man...Makes me want to strangle someone.

If you are NICE to ME...I am going to be nice to you.  Simple...Right?!

As I'm filling her popcorn...I can hear her telling me...
"MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T have any of those 'shell-type-things...I WANT FRESH...I'm paying 10 damn dollars for this shit...and I want it GOOD..."

I can feel the heat in my body rising 

I'm holding back my words...

I'm so angry at this point...

I wanted to flick a booger into her 'Fresh' popcorn...

I resisted....

I'm more mature than this...

But Come On Lady.

I get it.

U wanted FRESH...

Oh yeah...and people using a STRAW to butter their popcorn....

GIVE IT UP!

You're just going to make a bigger mess for me to clean up...

and It doesn't really work anyway.