TAKE MY DAMN COUPON!

HIM:   "Take My Damn Coupon!"

ME:    "Uh Sir...This coupon is for a different theater" (A competitor)

HIM:  "Annnnd...?  If you want to be successful, you should just take the coupon...Just like grocery stores do!"

ME:  "That's not the way it works Sir..."

HIM:  "You're just a stupid MINIMUM WAGE WORKER....Where's your supervisor..?"

ME:  "I'm it....Sir...either PAY for your items, or LEAVE!"

He paid.

Jerk.

Now if the guy wasn't an asshole...and treated me with some respect....
Here's how it COULD have gone....

HIM:  "Oh, my bad, I didn't realize this coupon was for another theater, I'm sorry."

ME:  "Oh it happens....How's your day going..?"

HIM:  "Oh it's great...how are YOU...?"

ME:  "I'm great...You know, I will just go ahead and take the coupon....You have yourself a nice day.."

MAN....IF...ONLY