Rated 'R'

Look...I'm not your parent.

I honestly don't give a shit if you want to see a rated R movie.

All I am doing, is trying to not get fired.

If you throw a tantrum becuz I am IDing you...You really are showing me that you aren't mature enough to see that movie...And I'll kick your sorry ass out.....

Test me on this....I dare you.

We have 'Secret Shoppers' come by about once a month, to make sure we are following the rules...And I had to fire a kid, who sold tickets to SHAPE of WATER to a couple of 12 yr olds...

Seriously, I get it...I don't want to babysit you, or your kids...

But, just be cool and follow the damn rules.

If you're THAT desperate to see nudity, or violence...

There are websites for that.

STAY HOME, if you can't obey the rules. 

OPERA

NO...JUST NO!!!

Somebody kill me!

I admit...I am UNCULTURED, but I am NOT a swine!

I don't have time to try to understand Opera...Nor do I have any desire to start!

ODDLY, This post has nothing to do with bodily fluids!!

YAY...

BUT...

I HATE HATE HATE when I come in for my shift, and see that we have a Opera....Even worse...

A LIVE OPERA.  

Not only do you have to 'Babysit" the projector:

Lights up

Lights down

Mid light

Intermissions

UP -- DOWN 

"too hot....too cold"

"You forgot to adjust the sound..."

ACCCKKKKKKKK!!!!

It's the PEOPLE the Opera brings in...

We call em ....."Blue Hairs"

Generally people in their late 80's...What are people THIS age even doing out...?

We legit have this one woman who comes to EVERY...SINGLE....LIVE Opera..

She is HORRIBLE.  When the other people on my team see her, they run to the back...

And guess who's left dealing with her...?

Yup.

She comes to the Guest Service desk with a list of demands...

"Are YOU the one in charge today...?"

"I want the temperature at 72....The lights at MID.  The sound at 4.5....AND DON'T YOU DARE forget the intermissions....and at the end...IF THE LIGHTS AREN'T UP....I want your name, so I can report you."

CHEESE - AND - RICE - WOMAN!

I just smile.  And Nod....And give her a name I just made up....

I'm OFF before the Opera let's out....So Yeah.  Report me Bitch!