Say CHEESE!

"Take your cheese and shove it up your A$$."

Ya....Our customers are real Class Acts.  

This lovely statement was brought to you because we had to move an entire auditorium to another auditorium due to a "projector issue"...(We are trained to blame any and ALL issues...even human mistakes on the projector...it's just easier that way)

Anyways...this upset one particular customer...who just didn't want to deal with any of this...So I tried to help him at Guest Services....This man HAD to have been dealing with outside issues....maybe he was constipated (we have a box for that)....Or maybe he's not getting laid enough...regardless...He was a prick.

I offered him a refund...which he took....but he wanted more.

Here's my philosophy on giving more...If you aren't a Jack-hole...and you refrain from swearing at me...I'll do everything I can - take make the issue better for you --

But, the moment you open your mouth and say something nasty to me...I'm done.

This guy, was angry.  Wasn't happy with JUST a refund...But gave me NO REASON to want to give him more....So he threw a tantrum....Slamming his nachos with OPENED cheese across the counter, which hit the wall, then hit me....SPLATTERING warm-ooooozy cheese all down my pant leg ... and onto my shoes.

Again.  I'm done with you!