COMPLAINTS

What do you think is the BIGGEST complaint we get at the theater..?

I had to think about this one a bit....Because we get A LOT of complaints!  I mean A LOT!

I always dread when I hear over the radio..."Manager to Guest Services"...Because you KNOW...there's going to be some Ass-hat there who has something negative to say.

Here are our TOP 5 complaints (In my opinion) 

* In order *

1.   BATHROOMS.  No big surprise there!  When you have 4-5000 people in a day coming into your building....Things are bound to get messy!  Heck, I have a hard time keeping up with my family here at home.

2.  TEMPERATURE.  "It's too hot."  "It's too cold."  Waa waa waaa!  Again...Can't please EVERYONE!

3.  VOLUME.  We have DOLBY ATMOS...Know what THAT means....?  IT MEANS LOUD!

I have this guy who comes in pretty frequently...With an APP on his phone, that he says shows our auditoriums are "ABUSIVELY LOUD"...

Oh yeah...and he's going to SUE ME PERSONALLY.

Go Head. Make My Day. 

4.  PRICES.  Sorry Dip Shit.  I don't control those.  And IF I did, I'd charge you double, just for being an idiot..and complaining about the prices.

(Funny thing..when I googled "idiot"...this pic popped up)

5.  OTHER PEOPLE BEING NOISY. Occasionally, someone will come out to complain about people talking during the movie.  I HATE this complaint...Because like....SERIOUSLY!?  

If you come to the movies....spend ALLLLLL that money.....

SHUT.  THE.  FUCK.  UP!

Don't ruin everyone elses experience!

There are about 100 more - But these are the most fun.